It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana are being legalized at the same time.
Leviticus 20:13 says if a man lays with another man, he should be stoned.
We were just misinterpreting it.
so this happened
people who are devoted to a television show about a regenerative alien who travels through space and time in a blue box but who are unable to comprehend/accept the idea that this alien may have the ability to regenerate into a different gender or different shade of skin tone
Today, we rubberbanded about 13,000 discs for John Green’s TFIOS audiobook box set #dftba
I don’t miss doing this. Not one bit. =)
Everyone welcome Matthew Gaydos to the DFTBA team…we welcomed him by MAKING HIM RUBBER BAND UNTIL HIS HANDS FELL OFF!!!
Today on the National Weather Service’s website.
Then there’s this
I feel like they have been waiting to reach the letter k for a very long time
It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips
maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife