grumpygandalf:

commander-cosmo:

petition for hank green to write a song entitled ‘benedict cumberbatch’ in which he lists all of the names we can give benedict cumberbatch and still understand that it’s benedict cumberbatch

make hank green find the thing

hankypankyinthetardis:

Not since the accident.

I don’t feel good & I am tired & slightly sad for no reason :/. Stupid time of the month. Sigh. Eating some baked cheesy buttery potatoes & watching 4 weddings & then attempting to carry babycakes from the pack n play in the living room into the bedroom without waking him up & then I’m going to watch fringe until I fall asleep & hopefully sleep well

kankrivantas:

Everyone Is At A Convention This Weekend Except For Me: An Autobiography

morristibbs:

IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE

prettygirlfood:

Waffle topped with Strawberries & Whipped Cream

peanutbuttarunna:

a-fucking-creeper:

mareeps:

they should have made specialty ice cream flavors for the election

mint romney and obamanana split

i’m 500% done with this site

barackyroad

celebrate-the-magic:

The creators of The Annoying Orange are being sued. 

xsoldmysoulx:

omg-johndave-omg:

rufiiohs:

femtavros:

valeloi9:

sakura-yukishiro-bonnefoy:

altairs-butt:

thwipthwipspider:

ask-mercer:

thwipthwipspider:

altairs-butt:

altairspants:

my internet is being a god damn bitch

punch it

slap it

Twist it

flick it

bop it

harder

better

faster

stronger

what happened

this is the new best thing on the internet